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Hugging: A priceless, near-perfect gift |
Hugging is healthy. It supports the immune system, lifts depression, reduces stress, and induces sleep. It's invigorating and rejuvenating and has no unpleasant side effects.
Hugging is organic, naturally sweet, nonpolluting, environmentally friendly, has no artificial ingredients, and is 100 percent wholesome.
Hugging is the ideal gift. Great for any occasion, fun to give and receive, hugging shows you care, comes with its own wrapping, and is fully returnable.
Hugging is practically perfect—no batteries, inflation-proof, nonfattening, theft-proof, and nontaxable.
Hugging is an underused resource with magical powers. When we open our hearts and arms, we encourage others to do the same.